Literature
RRV: Spongebob Rant
(A man in a red overcoat with a classic Donkey Kong shirt, jeans, and black shoes steps out of nowhere.)
Randy: Hey I'm Randy Reeve Viewer. I review games and sometimes I rant about stuff I don't like. You may remember when I did a rant on one of Nickelodeon's cash cows, iCarly. Well today I'm returning to the underbelly of children's television to fry the bigger fish - or sponge. Join me as I rant on Spongebob Squarepants.
Welcome to R R V-
Where games get what for.
And he also rants-
Can he not do more?
Twilight's, got its fans,
Mario - too many "lands"-
Anyone who's had a bad game designed-
He will watch you burn.
He's Ra